1. the reason i talk to myself , because i am the only person whose answer i accept.
2. my favorite hobby is imagining myself in a situation that never exists.
3. in three words i can sum up everything i’ve learned about life : it goes on.
4. they said don’t give up on your dreams , so i went back to sleep.
5. people often say motivation doesn’t last, well neither does bathing, that’s why we recommend it daily.
6. love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.
7. be kind to one another. bye. bye.
8. of course , i talk to myself. sometimes i need expert advice.
9. i am a limited edition. there are no copies.
10. only two quotes enough for 100 year life : 1.take care, 2.be well.
11. i wish waking up before 8 am should be illegal.
12. i wish a ten year prison sentence for people replying with word “k”.
13. dont argue with idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
14. never go bed angry, stay awake and plot revenge.
15. do not take life so seriously, you’ll never get out of it alive.
16. i choose lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find a easy way to do it.
17. better to remain sillent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all the doubt.
18. one of the keys to happiness is “bad memory”
19. why you join navy, if you can be a pirate ?
20. love is being stupid together.
21. even if you stumble, make it part of a dance.
22. work starts on monday, but life begins in friday.
23. a friend is someone who knows all about you, but still loves you.
24. we never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
25. i’d like to live like a poor man, but only with lot of money.
26. i am not lazy but i am highly motivated to ‘do nothing’.
27. all people are born alike except republicans and democrats.
28. the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about
29. when life shuts a door, open it again. it’s just a door. that’s how they work.
30. i turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air, worst transformer ever.
31. curiosity is searching google “why round lenses of camera takes rectangular picture”
32. smartest to-do list : 1. wake up. 2.survive 3.go to sleep.
33. i never worry about people talking behind by back, they are behind me for a reason.
34. i am single because : i am a superhero.
35. i would swim in the ocean for you (just kidding, there’s sharks in there)
36. don’t judge me , i am born to be awesome, not perfect.
37. there’s an app to make everyone put thier phones and talk to you. it’s called respect.
38. i don’t care you’re white, black, short, tall, rich or poor. if you respect me. i’ll respect you.
39. time can perfect a man as well as destroy him too.
40. self respect is never settle for anything less than what you deserve.
41. today’s friend is tomorrow’s rival, never share your secrets with anybody, secrets can destroy you. time makes everyone friend or enemy.
42. people are great by deeds, not by birth.
43. one cannot determine his goals, cannot win.
44. as soon as fear approaches near, attack it and destory it.
45. lazy people : never considers two things 1. present 2.future.
46. dear inactive people : don’t wait for good days and lucky times, start fighting using your intelligence and erase problems right now.
47. to the heart and mind , ignorance is kind. there’s no comfort in the truth. pain is all we’ll find.
48. work for a cause, not for applause. live life to express, not to impress.
49. owning mistake is greater than faking a perfection.
50. great things never came from comfort zones.
51. some people search for a beautiful place, others make a place beautiful.
52. sometimes only one person can make a difference.
53. the most important thing to remember is not to forget.
54. the distance between your dream and reality is called ‘action’.
55. knowledge is having the right answer, intelligence is asking the right question.
56. it’s better three hour too soon than one minute too late.
57. it’s important to know when to stop arguing with people and simply let them be wrong.
58. fate whispers to the warrior ‘there’s a storm coming’ and warrior whispers back ‘i am the storm’
59. consumers don’t buy products , they buy product benifits.
60. not all treasure is silver and gold.
61. when there’s no desire. all things are at peace.
62. life is riding a bicycle , to keep balance you must keep moving.
63. mistakes are proof that you’re trying
64. there’s no elevator to success, you have to take the stairs.
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